WEDDING & MARRIAGE HUMOR
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any
man. - Socrates
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. -
Mae West
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
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Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they
try to decide which one.
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' becomes silent.
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Do not marry a person that you know you can live with; only marry
someone that you cannot live without.
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Have Fun
Vijay
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