How I'm related to Elvis

My husband's sister's husband's sister was married to Jermaine Jackson, Michael's brother, the one who didn't take advantage of the NoseCrafter's ("a new nose in under an hour") special offer. Michael, of course, spent a brief stint married to Lisa Marie Presley, surreal Scientologist, and beloved daughter of the King.

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