You didn't think this link was actually going to bring you to her website, did you?

That'd be tantamount to political suicide.

Perhaps she'll be a less angry girl now. But I can't take any chances. The one source of comfort that I have is that she's big. Very big. Tall and lanky. She's surely going to have a rough time finding cute shoes.

That might make her into an angry girl again.

Do you really want to know who it is? You're a resourceful reader. Surely Valleywag would report on matters of Gender Identity Disorder in the executive ranks in a corporate setting. You, dear reader, should have no problem figuring it out if you choose your search terms carefully.