My neck feels big; my ears hurt when I swallow.
"Take zinc," one co-worker told me this morning.
"Don't talk yourself into being sick," said another at lunch.
"Stay back," said a third at the lab meeting. "You're probably really communicable."
The only way to treat a cold is to stay home and watch daytime TV.
I had 24 colds in the seventh grade, and followed three Jeopardy contestants
With careful application of TV therapy, I recovered from all 24 colds.